HUH!!!! Who are you kidding, Junkie? You are not even in the same constellation with the planet of commitment, strong will satellite, and the orbit of resolution.
1. I will not pay any fine or sanction.
Lame..? Yes, indeed. I ain't gonna save the world by being the most punctual subscriber. But who care, all resolutions in the first place must be selfish. I'm gonna save my pocket from burning to nothing
2. I will involve in a good part time
Means some well paid-lots-of-fun-carefree-flexible-good-for-CV- work (haha)
3. I will be a devoted prayer
Practically increasing my quick and routine prayer of 3 minutes to well, 30 minutes. Oh wait it, that's intimidating, say just 15 minutes (Oh God, what will we chat about? My life? You're going to get sleepy, it's totally mundane)
4. I will travel somewhere in Indonesia
Not my hometown, not around Jogja, not getting lost in Jakarta especially the jungle of Glodok. Somewhere remote, exotic, wild, inspiring, bla bla bla bla, and CHEAP
5. I will finish my story (any of them)
What were them? The fisherman and the kidney girl? No... I think it was the genie and the camel? No.. no... no... one of them is kind of fishy, involving some Koi or Goldfish. Oh well, there are still 360 days to remember those unaccompanied minors.
6. I will gain 5 kgs
HAHAHAHAHA. That's exactly why I am the worst person ever making resolution !!! Impractical, impossible, lack of feasibility, wishful, you mention it!!!
7. I will make more resolutions next year
and this year resolutions will be at top list of my next year resolutions with a very high probability.
Hey, I already told you I'm a masochistic skeptic right?
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERY ONE!!! HOPE You were not drunk when writing this year resolutions :)